"Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant." --James Ballard

" Eh. Life is short and looks fleecing." --FTO

"This is the true joy of life: the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clot of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy." --George Bernard Shaw

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." --Socrates

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" --Albert Einstein

"This will be heartbreaking. Papaya is the friendliest of fruits." --Dr. Walter Bishop (Fringe)

"When I was-a seecks, I was a-evil. So my grand-a-ma, in order to make me don' destroy dah house, she was make me stir dah polenta for hour. So, I say, you know, ahmonna make polenta. So, I-a slice really a-theen thee moshrooms and roast dem, to get dee polenta dah moshroom flavor. Plus, take dee polenta out, and sear it on top dee duck a-braist." and "There ess-another-a feemale dat dance-a ees dah crab feemale. Deh once she lay d'eggs, she dance round, in order to cover weeth-a sand. Dat's how I come up wit' idea to do a crap cake." --Fabio from Top Chef as interpreted by Cousin Oliver

"10 years from now so many will look at what they posted in this thread, what they thought at this time in their life and hang their head in shame at the choices they made when we have a 100 trillion dollar national debt, pay income taxes at a rate of 55% for anyone who makes more than $20,000 a year, have suffered dozens of successful terrorist attacks, have lost all of our free speech and right to bear arms, and have unemployment rates topping 30%. At least at that point I'll be able to say that I didn't make the mistake of voting for Obama." --Anonymous Sucks Poster (millions of my blue laughy smilies in response to this deluded statement deleted due to space constraints)

"As election day nears, a reminder of what a vote for Obama will mean for all of you...

-Massively increased taxes for all americans. Just like Clinton lied about cutting taxes for the middle class, so is Obama.
-Massive cuts in defense spending to instead spend the money on wacky social programs that have proven time and time again to not work
-Multiple successful terrorist attacks on US soil. Biden has already admitted that this is going to happen!
-The national debt doubling or trippling by the end of his term
-Partial birth abortions for all! Thats right, Obama just loves it when innocent babies are brutally murdered.
-Say bye bye to your right to protect yourself. No legal guns allowed for the populace. When the burgler who could care less what the law is breaks into your house, rapes your wife and murders your children, you'll have no gun to protect your family with thanks to Obama!
-No more free speech either! Obama supports taking away free speech rights.
-Courts making up the law, or basing court cases on foreign law that has no jurisdiction whatsoever in this country. Lets see how happy you are when a court says its okay for the town to take your house away and give it to a retail store instead due to increased tax revenue.
-For Jews, don't forget that this means the end of Israel.
-Massive illegal immigration. You work in landscaping, housekeeping, restaurants, etc...? Better forget about it then, as the illegals will completely undercut you and force you out of business. Can you say 'spanish is the official US language'? How you gonna feel when your kid gets out of elementary school and can't read because the teachers spend all their time teaching the illegals? How you gonna feel when your parents die in the emergency room because the doctors are taking care of illegals instead, or even worse, the entire hospital shut down because illegal aliens bankrupted it? Better get used to it!

You still have a chance, don't make a mistake tomorrow! Realize what you're voting for! :P" --Same Dumb Ass Anonymous Sucks Poster (No blue laughy smilies this time. It's too depressing that someone actually believes that bullshit.)

RIP Junior. 5/5/2007 to 2/7/2008. I will so miss your perfect little face.